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josephicus:

manhatingbabyeater:

loitering is basically the illegal act of existing while not spending money

isn’t capitalism fun

(via thecrownofflames)

meerareed:

Buffy Meme: [5/7] quotes -

If you think that’s enough to kill me, you really don’t know what a Slayer is. Trust me when I say you’re gonna find out.

(via boredn0w)

Emily Fields + smiling

(Source: watsonsagron)

rosaparking:

rnacintosh:

rosaparking:

im craving asparagus wtf is wrong with me

it’s better than craving for her to love me back

i dont know what to say im sorry

(via haithinkimfunny)

x

(Source: itscalumhood, via cutelucas)

yongmuney:

this is an appreciation post for anyone who has ever tolerated me

(via malacology)

mimilestrange:

broken-wings-fallen-angel:

kristoffbjorgman:

did u know: most australian food slogans are aggressively homosexual

AND GAY MARRIAGE ISNT LEGAL HERE BECAUSE OUR PRIME MINISTER’S A HOMOPHOBIC LITTLE SHIT.

^ needed that

(via sherlockianbees)

verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

(via malacology)

(Source: marilynmay, via malacology)

nicecleanfight:

four cereals you will never taste

(via phidifidy)

crash-mcbarason:

tea-doodles:

crash-mcbarason:

tabularojo:

crash-mcbarason:

whenever i use scissors i always have this brief thought of “ohoho man imagine if i accidentally snipped off my nipple”

It would hurt a lot but it would grow back, nipples are one of the few parts of the body that entirely regenerate

U N L I M I T E D N I P P L E S
NO DO NOT TRY THIS AT ANY COST
DO NOT CUT OFF YOUR NIPPLES THEY ARE IN FACT LIMITED
L I M I T E D N I P P L E S

(via numfarofthedeathwokclan)