loitering is basically the illegal act of existing while not spending money
isn’t capitalism fun
If you think that’s enough to kill me, you really don’t know what a Slayer is. Trust me when I say you’re gonna find out.
im craving asparagus wtf is wrong with me
it’s better than craving for her to love me back
i dont know what to say im sorry
this is an appreciation post for anyone who has ever tolerated me
did u know: most australian food slogans are aggressively homosexual
AND GAY MARRIAGE ISNT LEGAL HERE BECAUSE OUR PRIME MINISTER’S A HOMOPHOBIC LITTLE SHIT.
^ needed that
I just wanna s*** some d***
HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL
four cereals you will never taste
whenever i use scissors i always have this brief thought of “ohoho man imagine if i accidentally snipped off my nipple”
It would hurt a lot but it would grow back, nipples are one of the few parts of the body that entirely regenerateU N L I M I T E D N I P P L E SNO DO NOT TRY THIS AT ANY COSTDO NOT CUT OFF YOUR NIPPLES THEY ARE IN FACT LIMITEDL I M I T E D N I P P L E S